

My uterus feels like it’s tearing itself apart…
oh wait. it is.
But seriously. omg. I need aleve now.

Um this deserves more notes, yes?
Normal teenagers:
Me:

We burn about 2000 calories per day just to survive, by eating a healthy amount (1200-1350 calories) we create a 650-800 calorie deficit- weight loss will happen!
Jeeze girl, you’re fucking amazing!